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Theory of Intelligence - The Best Explanation by Norm from Cheers. Theory of Intelligence ‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.. Valentine Cute Puns Love Quotes and One Liners with pictures. Chopsticks Funny Invention ~ Why? I always wondered who invented chopsticks and why???

Chopsticks Funny Invention ~ Why?

Chopsticks are funny! Here are just a few funny quotes and pictures about CHOPSTICKS?! Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Inspirational Quotes and Saying About Grandparents and Grandchildren. Funny Grandparent Quotes.

Inspirational Quotes and Saying About Grandparents and Grandchildren

Have you ever wondered about this??? Two sticks and rice? Kate Middleton Portrait Funny ~ Mona Lisa Style. Kate Middleton ~ “I thought it was brilliant… Amazing… Absolutely brilliant,” The portrait was created by Glasgow-born, South African-raised artist Paul Emsley.

Kate Middleton Portrait Funny ~ Mona Lisa Style

Personally, I’m not a fan of the portrait. Makes her look older and tired. “Lifeless,” “disappointing,” “ordinary,” “dull” and “old”, other than that, it’s not bad! Paul Emsley ~”I altered the color of the eyes slightly to match the color of the blouse,” “I’m interested in the landscape of the face … anything else in there is really just an interference.” AIG says thank you and then sues American Taxpayers. American International Group ~ AIG: Thank you America… now let’s bring on the lawsuit!

AIG says thank you and then sues American Taxpayers

Now the insurance organization might join a lawsuit against the U.S. government over the terms of the bailout — saying the deal that saved the company cheated shareholders. Poor shareholders. What would AIG be worth without the Bailout. Depression and Stock Investment ~ Coffee or Soda. What you drink could be linked with how you feel, according to new research.

Depression and Stock Investment ~ Coffee or Soda

I wouldn’t invest in these stocks : Sodastream International Ltd (NASDAQ:SODA) Coca-Cola Bottling Co. Consolidated NASDAQ: COKE. Best Man Jokes, One Liners and Wedding Jokes Free. Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Johnny whispered to his mother,‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”

Best Man Jokes, One Liners and Wedding Jokes Free

The mother replied, ‘Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.’ Little Johnny thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’ Funny Congress joke Fiscal Cliff. The Adventures of Curtis and Leroy How the American Congress Works!

Funny Congress joke Fiscal Cliff

Happy New Year Wish and Message with Polar Bear Hugs. My New Year's Resolutions for Diet and Exercise LOL. 2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds. 2009: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight. 2010: I will work out 3 days a week. 2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

My New Year's Resolutions for Diet and Exercise LOL

E-Forwards.com. My best Prediction for 2013 LOL. Categories: 1.

My best Prediction for 2013 LOL

Funny Email Forwards, 6. and that's when the fight started..., Email Delanteros Humor Interesante, email Forwards, FUNNY EMAILS, Great Pictures, Happiness, HAPPY NEW YEAR, Humor, I've learned that..., Interesting Facts, Jokes Tags: 2013 funny email forwards, funny 2013 predictions, snowball fight 2013. Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Dogs. Some men prefer me!

Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Dogs

Men prefer dogs because: 1. Dogs don’t tell you that you need to lose weight. 2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 3. 4. Edit Post ‹ e-Forwards.com - Funny Emails — WordPress. Politician in Action ~ Stance on Alcohol. A Senator in the USA was once asked about his stance on alcohol and attitude toward whiskey. ‘If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it.

But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I’m for it. Edit Post ‹ e-Forwards.com - Funny Emails — WordPress. Snorkeling In Winter. Older People are happier study. Recent Study suggests that as the brain ages and loses some of its memory, there is a subconscious choice in what to remember and what to let go, and the positive memories are more likely to stay.

But older people are happier and get more positive as they age, according to psychologists. The study found a more mature brain is better equipped to see the sunny side of life. As people move from middle to old age, they tend to focus on positive events and filter out bad ones, the researchers suggest. Older people cope with a negative event by simply shrugging it off and moving on, said the study for the journal Perspectives on Psychological Science.

“As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away and your children often ignore you. Quotes About Winter Snow Shovelling. After shovelling snow three times a day for the last 4 days, these quotes About Winter Snow and Shovelling take on new meaning! Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look what they do when they stick together. Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.” Leo Messi, Kobe Bryant star in great TV commercial Turkish Airlines. 10 Best Tomato Jokes. Feel free to copy, PASTE and share these. Why teachers Drink. Love and Life Through Babies' Eyes Love Story of a young man. Anatomy of an Urban Thug picture. Oyster Jokes One Liners and Best Oysters Rockefeller Recipe. 10 Best Tomato Jokes. Feel free to copy, PASTE and share these. 19 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Day Than You. Funny Hangover Quotes and Sayings moose-drunk-funny-hangover-cure-picture-elk – e-Forwards.com - Funny Emails.

Apocalypse 2012: An Investigation into The Mayan Prediction About Civilization’s End. Best Definitions and Examples of Gullible or Gullibility.

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As We Progress Into 2013. Genie in Bottle Joke.