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M48 Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk. This M48 Apocalypse tactical tomahawk is the ultimate tactical weapon.

M48 Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk

It is lightweight to be carried all day without added muscle fatigue and the blade of this offers a wide, upswept axe blade for mammoth chopping, slashing and zombie cutting potential. Precision cast 2cr13 stainless steel blade 30% fiberglass nylon reinforced handle Attached to handle with 3 separate bolts Includes durable nylon sheath 3 7/8" blade; 8" head 15" overall length. Kikkerland Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener (SC13): Office Products. Dexter Blood Spattered Coasters. Lighted LED Dog Collars & Dog Leashes for Dog Safety at Night from Dogeglow. Sparkly Green Shamrock Platform Shoes. When it comes to shoes, geeky girls don’t mind going all out every now and then.

Sparkly Green Shamrock Platform Shoes

The more bells and whistles on a shoe, the better. For example, GA has recently shown you some wild Steampunk platforms with remote control LED lights and Killer heels with spikes and zombies. For St. Patty’s Day, these Sparkly Green Shamrock Platform Shoes are as lucky and glittery as a gleaming pot of gold, and it only takes the right girl to shamrock them. 5 inch Chunky Heel Mary Jane Women’s Size Shoe with Green Glitter.Polyurethane & Green Glitter. Passion Earring. The Passion Earring was designed with the Passion of the Christ in mind.

Passion Earring

Regardless of your beliefs, these earrings are definitely a looker. Its designer describes it as “A bramble of thorns entangles the ear, weeping tears of Swarovski crystal blood.” Interesting description, but the earring is a cool looking piece of jewelry. Dashboard Monk. Enlightenment on a spring Only when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still.

Dashboard Monk

Park this peaceful Dashboard Monk anywhere you need a little spiritual inspiration. Standing 5" tall, including the bouncy spring, this hard vinyl monk tips and sways with the slightest provocation, reminding us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow. Let this meditating monk’s serene expression guide you first to the perfect parking place and then to perfect inner peace. SKELETON KEYS. MonKEYS. SEND WINE BOTTLE STOPPER. GLO-BOY SOLAR NIGHT LIGHT. Such a bright lad!


This bright little guy helps chase away the dark! iSTUCK PHONE STAND. Having bubble gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe is pretty annoying - but if it's stuck to the bottom of your iPhone or iPad it's pretty cool!


Our iStuck will hold your personal communicator at just the right angle for viewing a video without any sticky mess! Twin suction cups attach to most devices with smooth hard surfaces. Sugar-free and recommended by five out of five dentists surveyed! Silicone. Measures 2.5 inches long x 1.25 inches in diameter. SALT & PANTS SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS. POLLUTED GLASSES. UNZIPPED GLASS BAG. Luminous Star Sand from Secret Beach of Okinawa Cell Phone Strap. Click n Cook Modular Spatula. Super Mario Brothers Mascot Ball Chain (Yoshi) Light Rangers LED Light Heroes. Bunny Salad Servers. Smilecup. Everything’s Better with Buddha on it. Tasting food made with butter is nothing short of nirvana, but be careful not to overdo it—you don’t want to end up with a Buddha belly.

Everything’s Better with Buddha on it

Is that why Buddha always looks so jolly—because he eats so much delicious butter? I won’t pretend to be enlightened enough to know, but I do know that this particular little Buddha definitely has a belly full of butter. The Buddha Butter Dish helps you spread peace—and butter—throughout your kitchen. Meditate while you enjoy your morning toast or master the art of zen cooking with this porcelain icon at your side… or if nothing else, use him as a friendly reminder that too much butter can lead to a similarly round physique. Meatball Tongs Help You Make The Perfect Meatball. Every time I make meatballs from scratch, the results are disastrous.

Meatball Tongs Help You Make The Perfect Meatball

Sure, they taste good, but the damned things always fall apart, and they certainly aren’t ball-shaped. Technicolor Knives Make The Cut. You can buy the fanciest, sharpest knives in the world, but they still won’t look all that pretty.

Technicolor Knives Make The Cut

Take Two Before Bed And Don’t Bother Calling In The Morning: Rx Label Flask. The worst kinda buzz kill is when your probation officer jumps down your throat for being wasted at 2 in the afternoon.

Take Two Before Bed And Don’t Bother Calling In The Morning: Rx Label Flask

Ugh, get off my case! No, literally — get off my case, number CA295809. I’ve already put in a request for a new PO. Fortunately, in the meantime there’s the Rx Label Flask. SPLASH WINE GLASSES -SET OF 4. Shower Octopus, Caddy, Organizer. Need A Hand? Go 20,000 leagues under the shower with this friendly squid, equipped with nine, adjustable tentacles for gripping your shampoo, soap and washing extras, without disappearing into the bathroom void!

Wildly convenient, this functional creature even holds your bottles upside down, so you conquer every last drop. Made in China out of natural latex. Available in red, black, blue, or lime green; sold separately. Old Leather Book Laptop Case. USB 3.0, USB Gaming, USB Lifestyle : USB Bamboo Keyboard + Mouse. Mini Pill Case Cell Phone Straps. Strapya World - Your Shopping Cart. Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp.

Huey is an electronic glowing chameleon lamp that dynamically matches the color of whatever he sits on. Have a favorite green notebook? Plop Huey down on top and he matches the color with his glowing skin. Just painted your room Cerulean Blue? Hold Huey against the wall, then squeeze him gently and he'll hold the color, even if you put him down on your brown nightstand. LIT! DOOBIE BIRTHDAY CANDLES: Home & Garden. Half Pint Creamer Glass Mini Milk Carton: Kitchen & Dining. Fred & Friends Polluted Glass, Set of 2: Kitchen & Dining. CHILL PILL™

Ultimate Assassins Weapon Ice Mold. Being an assassin isn't as easy a job as it seems in video games. One wrong move and you'll find yourself arrested, dead, or worse. Because of the advancements in forensic science, most assassins are caught after the fact by evidence left on the murder weapon. The obvious solution to this is not to leave a murder weapon for anyone to find - to literally make the weapon disappear.

Thus we present to you the The Ultimate Assassin's Weapon. $2.00 - Convenient Retractable Travelers Cup (150ml) - Travelling Needs. $1.97 - 3-LED Flashing Shot Cup (3*AG10) - LED Gadgets. $1.94 - Cute Ladybug Fridge Magnets (5-Pack) - Lifestyle Gadgets. SAUCED! MEASURING WINE GLASS. 4.46 Skull Shaped Ice Lollipop Mould (BlackRed) 4.10 Multi-Color Light Up Flashing Bottle Pourer (3-Pack/3*AG13) Binaural Brainwave Approved Headphones - JVC HARX500 Over-the-Ear Headphones. UNZIPPED GLASS ZIPPER BAG.