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M48 Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk. This M48 Apocalypse tactical tomahawk is the ultimate tactical weapon.

M48 Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk

It is lightweight to be carried all day without added muscle fatigue and the blade of this offers a wide, upswept axe blade for mammoth chopping, slashing and zombie cutting potential. Precision cast 2cr13 stainless steel blade 30% fiberglass nylon reinforced handle Attached to handle with 3 separate bolts Includes durable nylon sheath 3 7/8" blade; 8" head 15" overall length. Kikkerland Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener (SC13): Office Products. Dexter Blood Spattered Coasters. Lighted LED Dog Collars & Dog Leashes for Dog Safety at Night from Dogeglow. Sparkly Green Shamrock Platform Shoes. When it comes to shoes, geeky girls don’t mind going all out every now and then.

Sparkly Green Shamrock Platform Shoes

The more bells and whistles on a shoe, the better. Passion Earring. The Passion Earring was designed with the Passion of the Christ in mind.

Passion Earring

Regardless of your beliefs, these earrings are definitely a looker. Its designer describes it as “A bramble of thorns entangles the ear, weeping tears of Swarovski crystal blood.” Interesting description, but the earring is a cool looking piece of jewelry. Dashboard Monk. Enlightenment on a spring Only when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still.

Dashboard Monk

Park this peaceful Dashboard Monk anywhere you need a little spiritual inspiration. Standing 5" tall, including the bouncy spring, this hard vinyl monk tips and sways with the slightest provocation, reminding us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow. Let this meditating monk’s serene expression guide you first to the perfect parking place and then to perfect inner peace. When traffic gets stressful, just a glance at the tranquil bobbing of this enlightened little man will help keep the pangs of road rage at bay.



This bright little guy helps chase away the dark! iSTUCK PHONE STAND. Having bubble gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe is pretty annoying - but if it's stuck to the bottom of your iPhone or iPad it's pretty cool!


Our iStuck will hold your personal communicator at just the right angle for viewing a video without any sticky mess! Twin suction cups attach to most devices with smooth hard surfaces. Sugar-free and recommended by five out of five dentists surveyed! Silicone. Measures 2.5 inches long x 1.25 inches in diameter. SALT & PANTS SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS. POLLUTED GLASSES. UNZIPPED GLASS BAG. Some things in life are fleeting.


We use them once, and then relegate them to the trash. Luminous Star Sand from Secret Beach of Okinawa Cell Phone Strap. Click n Cook Modular Spatula. Super Mario Brothers Mascot Ball Chain (Yoshi) Light Rangers LED Light Heroes. Bunny Salad Servers. Smilecup. Everything’s Better with Buddha on it. Tasting food made with butter is nothing short of nirvana, but be careful not to overdo it—you don’t want to end up with a Buddha belly.

Everything’s Better with Buddha on it

Is that why Buddha always looks so jolly—because he eats so much delicious butter? I won’t pretend to be enlightened enough to know, but I do know that this particular little Buddha definitely has a belly full of butter. The Buddha Butter Dish helps you spread peace—and butter—throughout your kitchen. Meditate while you enjoy your morning toast or master the art of zen cooking with this porcelain icon at your side… or if nothing else, use him as a friendly reminder that too much butter can lead to a similarly round physique.

Meatball Tongs Help You Make The Perfect Meatball. Every time I make meatballs from scratch, the results are disastrous.

Meatball Tongs Help You Make The Perfect Meatball

Sure, they taste good, but the damned things always fall apart, and they certainly aren’t ball-shaped. Meatball Tongs help you make the perfect round meatball that won’t crumble when you look at it the wrong way. Just put some meat in each side of the tongs, squeeze them shut, and when you pen them back up, out pops a perfect two inch meatball.It’s made in Italy, so you know it was created by people who know a thing or two about making meatballs.

Via: Technicolor Knives Make The Cut. You can buy the fanciest, sharpest knives in the world, but they still won’t look all that pretty.

Technicolor Knives Make The Cut

Take Two Before Bed And Don’t Bother Calling In The Morning: Rx Label Flask. The worst kinda buzz kill is when your probation officer jumps down your throat for being wasted at 2 in the afternoon. Ugh, get off my case! No, literally — get off my case, number CA295809. I’ve already put in a request for a new PO. Fortunately, in the meantime there’s the Rx Label Flask. SPLASH WINE GLASSES -SET OF 4. Shower Octopus, Caddy, Organizer. Need A Hand? Go 20,000 leagues under the shower with this friendly squid, equipped with nine, adjustable tentacles for gripping your shampoo, soap and washing extras, without disappearing into the bathroom void! Wildly convenient, this functional creature even holds your bottles upside down, so you conquer every last drop.

Made in China out of natural latex. Available in red, black, blue, or lime green; sold separately. Old Leather Book Laptop Case. USB 3.0, USB Gaming, USB Lifestyle : USB Bamboo Keyboard + Mouse. Mini Pill Case Cell Phone Straps. Strapya World - Your Shopping Cart. Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp. LIT! DOOBIE BIRTHDAY CANDLES: Home & Garden. Half Pint Creamer Glass Mini Milk Carton: Kitchen & Dining. Fred & Friends Polluted Glass, Set of 2: Kitchen & Dining. CHILL PILL™ Ultimate Assassins Weapon Ice Mold. $2.00 - Convenient Retractable Travelers Cup (150ml) - Travelling Needs. $1.97 - 3-LED Flashing Shot Cup (3*AG10) - LED Gadgets. $1.94 - Cute Ladybug Fridge Magnets (5-Pack) - Lifestyle Gadgets. SAUCED! MEASURING WINE GLASS. Whenever we cook with wine, we always take a few sips… just a few, right? With our Sauced Measuring Wine Glass you can see the measuring marks on both sides of the glass.

One side is for the pan and measures in 1/4 cups, while the other is for the chef and measures in 2-ounce sips! 4.46 Skull Shaped Ice Lollipop Mould (BlackRed) 4.10 Multi-Color Light Up Flashing Bottle Pourer (3-Pack/3*AG13) Binaural Brainwave Approved Headphones - JVC HARX500 Over-the-Ear Headphones. Product Description JVC FULL SIZE Headphone. 11.48ft(3.5m) cord with gold plated plug. Frequency Response: 10 - 22,000 Hz, Maximum Input Capability: 1200mW (IEC) Product Details Color: SilverBrand: JVCModel: HARX500Released on: 2013-08-09Format: CD-ROMOriginal language: EnglishNumber of items: 1Dimensions: 8.66" h x 3.94" w x 10.83" l, .50 pounds Features.