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Chopsticks for Quitters Transform Into Knife and Fork. Have trouble with chopsticks? Then maybe you should learn to use your opposable thumbs, you big ape. Alternatively, try these Fork-Knife chopsticks. Not only do they give dexterously-challenged diners a spring-loaded pair of chopsticks, they also split apart to form a knife and fork when you inevitably give up and start shoveling in the sushi Western-style. Made from plastic, these $10 cutlery sets have rubber sleeves over their shafts so even the slipperiest of fingers can wrangle them. They’re also microwave and dishwasher safe (obviously), so you don’t even have to cook or wash up afterwards. In short, they’re perfect for the bloated bovine moron who likes to feed noodles to his face-hole whilst waering out the couch cushions.
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