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Chicken Police? Atheist wins right to wear pasta strainer as "religious headgear" Austrian atheist, Niko Alm, applied for the driving license three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons, Herr Alm said the pasta strainer was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism. Herr Alm says he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose members call themselves pastafarians. The group’s website states that “the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma”.

In response to pressure for American schools to teach the Christian theory known as intelligent design, as an alternative to natural selection, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote to the Kansas School Board asking for the pastafarian version of intelligent design to be taught to schoolchildren, as an alternative to the Christian theory. Gamarjobat - Amazing Comedy Duo. Kenny Powers - K-Swiss CEO video (Uncensored) Dont Move. "I dont need drugs to have fun" The Inspiration Tree: Stuff No One Told Me by Alex Noriega.

Shakespeare Insults: A collection of quotes for you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! Shakespeare's Insults You can tell by the hundreds of imaginative biting quips in Shakespeare's plays that the man adored a good insult.

Shakespeare Insults: A collection of quotes for you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

The following is small collection of the very best of Shakespeare's jabs and affronts. You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.All's Well that Ends Well (2.3.262)