SCIENCE SCOUTS. Stuff Hipsters Hate. GUEST POST: Customer Service Editor’s Note: Our guest writer, Christiaan Van Vuuren, is Australian, so we can’t really verify whether or not his assertions about Bondi Beach are correct. Also, they didn’t teach “Australian” at my private school (and those Outback Steak House commercials were no help at all), so we basically have no idea what he’s saying above or below. Since fucking when is “heaps” an adjective? Peace. Bondi Beach is a beautiful little corner of Sydney, Australia. But the young people of today are changing as a result of information technology. As a result, a new social formula has emerged, from three different sub-cultures, and they have been taking over… Emo + Metro + Hobo = Hipster. On every street corner, Hipsters spread themselves out in neat little groups, leaning on old graffitied brickwork, occupying bus shelters, jamming on their ukuleles, spinning vinyl records at every opportunity, dominating garage sales and generally looking heaps fucking cool.
Look at this fucking hipster. Nic Cage as Everyone.