"I cant help it if some of the light goes across the road. Put something up in your window." Highest Rated - Status Humor - Funny Status Updates, Funny Status, Funny Status Messages, Funny Facebook Status, Funny FB Status, Funny Statuses, Status Humor, Funny Status Update - StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? Someone failed science class - StumbleUpon.