2009/07/japanese-eye-test/ Funny cleaning supplies emails. E-mails from an Asshole. Spacious Studio Apartment Posted at: 2011-02-10 14:39:39 Original ad: Hello.
I am a responsible young professional looking to sublet a studio or 1 br apt in or around East village. I am looking to move in on Mar 15. 2000/mo is my budget. Thans From Me to **********@********.org: Hey, I am leaving for London on business and need to sublet my studio apartment immediately. Regards, Mike From Ari ****** to Me: Hi Mike thanks for responding. From Me to Ari ******: March 15th is fine with me. Attachments: Mike did you send me the wrong plan or is there really a pool in your apartment. Oh, yes. Thats a pretty important thing to forget to mention, doncha think?!
I know, it is a really nice pool. Showering? Sleep? I am free tomorrow if you want to check the place out and fill out the sublet papers. Hmm well yes that does sound nice, but I am looking for a place where I dont have to shit in my sink and sleep in a goddamn pool. You don't have to shit in the sink, it is just an option. Shut the hell up. Hilarious Emails. If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
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