Amalthea - Laff's
...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."
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17 things no one probably have told you yet (comics by alex noriega) - wave avenue
Mozambique based illustrator Alex Noriega loves drawing, reading and drawing even more. Alex was born and raised in Barcelona, went to Llotja, an art and illustration school also in Barcelona. After finishing school, he worked odd jobs and eventually landed a job as an illustrator in a fashion company.
When you break up with someone: When someone on Facebook is fishing for compliments: When you’re in the club with a friend:
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Smart Ass Answers 2009
Yes, those lying, imperialistic dogs have lied to you again. They have told you that would would find the following URL here: http://www.lilesnet.com /humor/smart_ass_answers_2008.htm But we do not have such a file.
We have compiled many cute animals posts in the past and you guys have always appreciated the idea of random cuteness but this time we decided to come up with something that is more of professional photography yet entertaining. In this post, we have gathered some amazing animal photographs that demonstrated the best use of animal photography techniques. Photograph by Scott Denny
15 Awesome Photographs of Animals Posing for The Camera
Here’s a fresh round of animated GIFs that perfectly characterize how it feels when we encounter these everyday scenarios.
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The Most WTF iPhone Texts | Runt Of The Web
The iPhone may represent technological innovation at its height. But with some of these texts, it might be more accurate to say the iPhone represents people at their worst. Kids these days… Dad iPhone ownage Mom humiliates her son over text The next big thing: iPhone Giraffe FactsHilarious anonymous notes left on neighbours doors | Mail Online
By Daily Mail Reporter UPDATED: 07:53 GMT, 14 February 2012 It is the unfortunate reality of tightly-packed apartment blocks and high rises: the annoying neighbour. But now disgruntled residents are fighting back - in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. Hilarious anonymous notes complaining about neighbours' thieving ways, defecating dogs, discarded cigarettes or loud music have been uploaded to the website HappyPlace.com .
Posted by Blackball Bill 450 days ago An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account ( @GSElevator ) with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard on trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars.
TFM Column | Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator