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13 Simple Steps To Get You Through A Rough Day. 23 Pictures Of Justin Timberlake Doing Amazing, Amazing Things. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one.

He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have... " Back. Greg Rutters Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless Youre a Loser or Old or Something.

17 things no one probably have told you yet (comics by alex noriega) - wave avenue. Ohhh shit | highDEAS. Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein. Great photo series titled “Fallen Princesses” by Dina Goldstein… Dina Goldstein Superbe série de photos intitulée “Fallen Princesses” par Dina Goldstein… Dina Goldstein. An orphan baby raccoon. Floating Soccer Pitch on Devour. Awesome Avengers scenes. How to make your friends like you. C-c-c-C-C-C-ongo breaker! Posts in the Wit and Wisdom Category at Funny Facebook Status Updates.

Your Daily Life in GIFs (5.14.12) When you break up with someone: When someone on Facebook is fishing for compliments: When you’re in the club with a friend: When your arm falls asleep and you try to use it: When someone tricks you into watching a gross video: When you’re obviously joking, but someone thinks you’re being serious: When the bell rings and the teacher tries to give you homework: When you read the ingredients of your favorite junk food: When your lips are chapped and you don’t have chapstick: When you go to the bathroom after someone else: When you were little and your mom yelled, “Who wants ice cream?” When someone gives a really boring speech: When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time, then leaves for a phone call: When an update requires you to restart the computer: When your friend gets a weird new haircut: When you touch the bathroom doorknob and it’s wet: When you’re almost done with a book and you realize there aren’t enough pages left for all the things that need to happen: <–Back to Home Page.

"Graduation, Then and Now" by Caldwell Tanner. Just a waterdrop in front of a world map. My fridge has a mustache... Your argument is invalid. My Shower Routine. To Do List - 101photography. Untitled. 15 Awesome Photographs of Animals Posing for The Camera. We have compiled many cute animals posts in the past and you guys have always appreciated the idea of random cuteness but this time we decided to come up with something that is more of professional photography yet entertaining.

In this post, we have gathered some amazing animal photographs that demonstrated the best use of animal photography techniques. Photograph by Scott Denny Photograph by Ksenia Raykova Photograph by Konstantin Gribov Photograph by Gleb Skrebets Photograph by Ilnur Saetgareev Photograph by Nikco BOUL Photograph by Marac Kolodzinski Photograph by Nenad Druzic Photograph by Olga Shiropaeva Photograph by Fernando Sánchez Photograph by Jaime Vinas Photograph by Veronique AUBOIS-MANN Photograph by Steve Passlow Photograph by guremike Photograph by Danny Brown. 20 GIF Reactions to Real-Life Situations (9.26.11) | Here’s a fresh round of animated GIFs that perfectly characterize how it feels when we encounter these everyday scenarios. When someone steps on the back of your shoe When someone you hate says something funny When you have too much sugar When you see your ex after the breakup When you’re in the back seat and the front windows are down When people don’t warn you before taking your picture When your phone rings while you’re trying to take a nap When lyrics websites won’t let you copy the lyrics When people smoke near you When your girlfriend calls to tell you her problems When you’re watching something for the first time and say, “That’s where that GIF is from!”

When you feel people staring at you When you have a message on tumblr When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out When you were at a pet shop as a kid When you are at a pet shop today When you ask for a bite of food and your friend says, “Actually, you can have the rest.” When you’re at a restaurant and you see your food coming Related Posts: A Guide To Recognizing 21st-Century Subcultural Tribes. The Most WTF iPhone Texts | Runt Of The Web. The iPhone may represent technological innovation at its height.

But with some of these texts, it might be more accurate to say the iPhone represents people at their worst. The eight most WTF iPhone texts: Kids these days… Most WTF iPhone Texts: Dad iPhone Ownage Mom humiliates her son over text The next big thing: iPhone Giraffe Facts That is a quite the meal Terrible iPhone auto-correct fail with Mom Mom has some gross advice over text from Grandma And this is why you’re careful with who you sext… Sources for the above are College Humor, Damn You Auto-Correct, and our loyal visitors! Hilarious anonymous notes left on neighbours doors. By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 07:53 GMT, 14 February 2012 It is the unfortunate reality of tightly-packed apartment blocks and high rises: the annoying neighbour.

But now disgruntled residents are fighting back - in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. Hilarious anonymous notes complaining about neighbours' thieving ways, defecating dogs, discarded cigarettes or loud music have been uploaded to the website HappyPlace.com. What a chore: A note uploaded to HappyPlace.com shows the realities of sharing communal spaces Paws for thought: Other residents take a more humorous approach to humiliating their neighbours They show the range of worries inflicted on neighbours living in close quarters across the country's apartment complexes and snugly-packed homes.

But, more interestingly, they also highlight the different approach residents take to humiliating their irritating neighbours. Some keep it to a short and sweet blow. He signs it: 'Thank you, A Big Black Dude. High there! Epic Facebook Fail & EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories. Epic Facebook Fail57 By jason in Net Fail on April 1, 2011 Browsing: Epic Facebook Fail Share: FACEBOOK twitter Comment: FACEBOOK trollzone Epic Car Modification Fail FAIL 2129 8 Comments Parenting Fail FAIL 895 43 Comments Share on Facebook came from moms vagina came in moms vagina dad epic facebook fail funny prick Used Sale FAIL FAILS: 179 How To Tell If She’s Into You – Kiss FAIL FAILS: 157 You Don’t Have To Be A Perv To Spot This – Fashion FAIL FAILS: 37 WINS: 104 Epic Hairstyle FAIL FAILS: 220 That Moment When You Try To Tell A Joke And It Backfires… FAILS: 191 Daughter Writes The Sweetest B-Day Card For Her Dad FAILS: 30 WINS: 340 This Dad Can’t Stop Laughing At Kids Slipping On Ice FAILS: 75 This Is Why You Need To Be Careful Where You Fall Asleep FAILS: 85 Snoop Dogg WIN FAILS: 69 WINS: 314 prev related next related 57 COMMENTStroll 57 Comments : trollzone Click Below For More LOL Add laughs to your day Enter your e-mail address to get the from Epic Fail delivered to your mail.

Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator. An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account (@GSElevator) with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard on trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars.

Some of the conversations involve more than one person, and the participants are distinguishable by their number (#1, #2, #3). Here are some of my favorites from the past several months… #1: She’s only about 3 weeks of anorexia away from looking hot. #2: Maybe 4. #1: Hey fat fuck, I already know what your resolution is. #1: Can we please stop calling them ‘hipsters’ and go back to calling them ‘pussies?’ #1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class. #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. . #1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything. #1: Age is just a number.

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