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http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/ Greg Rutter 's Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You're a Loser or Old or Something

Greg Rutter's Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You're a Loser or Old or Something

http://aiminglow.com/2010/05/cake-versus-pie-scientific-approach/

Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach — Aiming Low

This was the post that made me fall in love with Allie over at Hyperbole and a Half . This was the post that turned the night of March 15th into the biggest timesuck in the history of me, because it was spent stalking poor Allie’s archives. And then I shared my love with the rest of the Aiming Low team and they were all, “OH MY GOD, I want to hump her a little bit too!” We have good taste in reading material over here, folks. We are honored that Allie agreed to be a part of our Three Day Weekend.
http://www.pianoworld.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1389127/

Men Can Fix Anything

That shopping cart bycicle is just epic. I mean that isn't even a shoddy idea, it's just brilliant. I would trade my bike for that one, any day. But that swimming pool... Those tablets you throw into them to keep the pool clean make the water a pretty good conductor. On the other hand , you are throwing in an entire socket, so the ground is actually in the socket as well, so perhaps it will only shortcircuit the socket itself.

When is it time buy a new computer?

Every day millions of people struggle with slow computers. They don't realize that buying a new computer is fast, easy, and has nothing to do with giving in to our consumer culture by buying exessively powerful computers just to check their mail and play Sudoku. Even though old 3Ghz computers no longer sufficiently handle people's day-to-day needs like chatting and burning CDs, most users are so overwhelmed that they don't know what to do about it. http://www.ninjapirate.com/article/buynewcomputer
http://www.bangitout.com/articles/viewarticle.php?a=2874

Random Thoughts of People Our Age

2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. 3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Everyone loves a good laugh, and in the age of electronics, high-tech hijinks are just waiting to be pulled off. So snuggle up to your screen and get ready to unleash all sorts of shenanigans as we present the 25 best high-tech pranks known to man. Our apologies in advance to your friends and co-workers. http://www.techcult.com/high-tech-pranks/

The 25 Best High-Tech Pranks

The Great Office War

http://geekadelphia.com/2008/10/28/the-great-office-war-best-use-of-nerf-guns-ever/ About Eric: Eric spends most of his time writing, taking pictures, reading, and hanging out with his (somewhat famous) chinchilla Mittens and bunny Rory. He teaches writing and literature at some local Philadelphia colleges and works in publishing. He knows absolutely nothing about sports, and is proud of it.

Deep Thoughts

https://www.msu.edu/~haasadam/thoughts.htm To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
Introduction One of the most feared colors in the NT world is blue. The infamous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) will pop up on an NT system whenever something has gone terribly wrong. Bluescreen is a screen saver that not only authentically mimics a BSOD, but will simulate startup screens seen during a system boot. Bluescreen cycles between different Blue Screens and simulated boots every 15 seconds or so. Virtually all the information shown on Bluescreen's BSOD and system start screen is obtained from your system configuration - its accuracy will fool even advanced NT developers. http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558

BlueScreen

News report from 1981 about the Internet

This is a news report, originally run in 1981 on San Francisco’s KRON. It describes the cutting edge concept of sharing a newspaper over the internet, or what passed for the internet back then. Notice, among many signs of the times, the computer owner’s rotary dial phone, and the caption under his name “Owns Home Computer.” http://pogpog.com/v/old-news-report-about-the-internet/

Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks

Since the dawn of time, geeks have been playing harmless pranks on their beloved (but unsuspecting) associates, and it's up to all of us to carry the torch forward. On the eve of April Fools' Day, when you've got local network access to your coworkers' and family systems, cubicles just crying out to be filled with packing peanuts, and webapps that can do all sorts of things automatically, there's no better time to baffle, confuse, perplex, and just plain mess with your loved ones and associates. Hit the jump for our top 10 favorite harmless geek pranks, just in time to get your prankster pistons firing for tomorrow.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Amazing. Definately a need to memorize. by andrewmassengale Jul 22

Computer pranks

The free software listed here is perfect for the most mischievous pranks and computer gags. This software is great for playing jokes on those unsuspecting users. Click on any of our computer pranks below to get more information and download them. DownHoax is an Internet Explorer compatible download simulator. The servers it accesses, as well as the files it downloads, are completely bogus.

15 Oxymorons"

This is just great. Will definately be pointing these out more! by andrewmassengale Jul 22