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Status. FB idiots. What fb is like. Yup, this pretty much nails it. No notifications Your ex looks adorable and has a new girlfriend Some creepy guy you met once "likes" every single thing you post Reading someone's fight1 new message from your crush Somebody posts something kinda mean aimed you Mevlüt Akajamalarmaladee adds you as a friend Looking through someone's thousands of pictures of themselves Hiding your high school friend's profile because all she posts are baby pictures and uninformed political rants People re-posting funny pics from their Tumblr Reading some bitch's song lyric status People posting ”gettinggg drunkk like whoa” Groups filling up your newsfeed Reading a ton of boring happy birthday messages to some random friend Getting a ton of messages on your birthday Dozens of invites to events you'd never attend Downloading a free mix someone posted [adapted from here]
Taking over fb. Good FB changes. If you had a dollar for every person who posted their hatred of the new Facebook layout, you’d be able to give Mark Zuckerberg a run for his money. Okay that’s a guess, and most likely a wrong one, but you get our point. When Facebook made its most recent set of changes the Preteen Panic Meter hit “Justin Bieber Has A Girlfriend” levels, and while that demographic made the most noise (mostly high-pitched screams), we weren’t too crazy about the adjustments either. Here are the Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See: