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How to be a programmer
I'm not a "Programmer" by profession, more a systems admin in windows, but I use vbscript (and some shell stuff) to do administrative tasks. (With Powershell coming up as a must-have skill) And the above is how I do all that scripting work. I miss out on the intellisense bit (although I do use PrimalScript to do my initial bits) but other than that its cut-n-paste from websites and help files :) intellisense || \/ code >>> compile >>>> run >>> success (you think) ;-) /\ || || || ^^ \/ \/ \/ ^^ errors errors customer error report ^^ \\ // || ^^ \\ // \/ ^^ google So it would be correct to state, "I have incorporated some code that I have appreciated." or "I appreciated the code that I used to finish the task."
YAPH: Management Technique
Hire consultants to "relieve" the workload. Temporary employees do not raise head count and rumors of exorbitant hourly rates will engage staff as their new co-workers "come up to speed". Choose your subordinate managers carefully. Skilled, savvy people with good interpersonal and organizational skills can threaten your position; never promote these employees and they will leave under their own accord. I wish to thank the effete, small-minded corporate toadies who brought the existence of this page to the notice of management. I also wish to thank the Legal Department and my Managing Director for having both presence of mind and a sense of humor.
This "business process on the Internet" patenting is patently ridiculous. The patent office is now allowing the patenting of goals , not just technology. It is getting extremely silly. They are simply taking common, unpatentable physical or verbal processes, and patenting the act of making an electronic version of them. They are not patenting specific algorithms, but merely the computer emulation or simulation of something that is currently being done by hand.
Stupid Patent
Things That Make Me Angry
The Great Big List of Things that Make Me Angry Here are a few things that make me angry. Keep checking in.
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Laugh Break Stories - College Applicant
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol. For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to one of the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available for DHMO: Should I be concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide
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This watch displays time in binary format. It uses LED lights to display the time. Need we say more?
LED Binary Watch