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Reading the Web: A Breakthrough Goal for AI Tom M. Micah Alpern Design. Watchbore's Watchspeak Dictionary of Devilish Definitions [ Introduction Watchbore’s Watchspeak Dictionary of Devilish Definitions is the result of profound research into the language used by watch brands to describe their products.
The author, a notorious mesmerist, has conducted an in-depth analysis of the many thousands of press releases, brochures, books and catalogues that constitute watchmaking’s unsung annual contribution to the paper and pulp industry, to bring you this seminal work of unique scholarship that rips apart the veil obscuring the sinister Mafia controlling the lucrative trade in highly addictive timepieces by exploring the hidden meanings behind the heavily coded words and expressions of their secret language.
Falling into a deep coma induced by this ordeal and aided by a bottle of Albanian snake-oil (one part battery acid, three parts distilled roof thatch, one scorpion) the author has dreamed up an inspired insight into a subject of truly jaw-dropping tedium. The dictionary Automatic: Operating without human intervention.