UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes: Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. Cool Mom - SmartphOWNED - Fail Autocorrects and Awkward Parent Texts. UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes: Letter to the IRS. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection This is purported to be a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of last year's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, and credits.
The letter speaks for itself. ---------------------------------------- Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1994 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years.