How I Met Your Mother - ALL BLOOPERS - Seasons 1-5. A night at the roxbury.What is Love.Jim Carrey. Little Kid Knocks Himself Out. Flight of the Conchords- Business Time. I can't get erection from the election. People Are Awesome: Louis C.K. Tells Asshole Jokes for Charity - Culture - GOOD - StumbleUpon. In Louis C.K.'s new one-hour stand-up special, Live at the Beacon Theater, the comedian jokes that he's made his money from "being a professional asshole. " Within 12 days, the comedy show had netted that asshole another $1 million. And C.K. has decided not to spend it like a jerk. "One million dollars. That's a lot of money. C.K. has pledged to break the million into four pieces: He'll use $250,000 to cover the costs of the special; $250,000 to give his staff members "a big fat bonus"; and $280,000 to make the world a better place. The remaining $220,000 C.K. will use to pay rent, raise his kids, and "do terrible, horrible things with and none of that is any of your business.
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