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Here are some pointers for the beginners out there so you can get high without becoming that girl slumped in the corner of the night bus with vomit all over your shoes and lockjaw so bad your teeth have all snapped in half. NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AFTER 5 AM This is a hard and fast rule for anyone, not just a girl thing. DON’T TAKE DRUGS WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD Do you really think that after three pills (if you're a girl, never go higher) you’re going to remember what time your tampon needs changing? WALK AROUND Double-dropped and still not up? Best Job Reference Ever. 4chan.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x610 pixels) - Scaled (86%) This is my disease - michael reid rubenstein. This is my disease here i am age 6 stealing candy from a shop on Broadway here i am age 7 pulling a girl’s panties down around her knees while she’s swinging upside down from jungle gym bars here i am age 8 Jackie K shows me how to masturbate to this day i’ve never looked back that’s me age 9 creeping into my sister’s bedroom into her sleeping girlfriend’s adjoining bed concerning my sister she’s a great gal but i’ve never been physically attracted to her here i am age 10 with 4 grammar school buddies shoplifting at Marshal Fields department store we got caught marshaled home severely punished here’s me age 11 erasing and altering test scores in my 6th grade teacher’s grade’s book while class is out to recess here i am age 12 repressing my true voice and lying to my parents about everything this is me age 13 being shipped off to boarding school that’s me age 14 getting kicked out of boarding school then shipped off to another boarding school that’s me age 34 with my first puppy Taters.
Funny Facebook Status. I-Stormed-Her-Dungeon-Sexually-full.jpg (JPEG Image, 1260x1182 pixels) - Scaled (44. Andy Borowitz: 5 Approved Obama Jokes - Humor. 5 Approved Obama Jokes Posted on Jul 20, 2008 By Andy Borowitz Saying he is “sympathetic to late night comedians’ struggle to find jokes to make about me,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes. The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows: Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. A horse walks into a bar. Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the book “The Republican Playbook.” © 2008 Creators Syndicate New and Improved Comments If you have trouble leaving a comment, review this help page.
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Red The most emotionally intense color, red stimulates a faster heartbeat and breathing. The most romantic color, pink, is more tranquilizing. Blue The color of the sky and the ocean, blue is one of the most popular colors. Green Currently the most popular decorating color, green symbolizes nature. Yellow Cheerful sunny yellow is an attention getter. Purple The color of royalty, purple connotes luxury, wealth, and sophistication. Brown Solid, reliable brown is the color of earth and is abundant in nature. Colors of the Flag In the U.S. flag, white stands for purity and innocence.
Food for Thought. Demetri Martin creates a 224-word palindrome poem :: Culture :: News. Some of the important things Martin discusses in his new stand-up show: honey bears, the differences between guts and balls and religious-strife among rats. Rodents, religion and genital activity are also showcased in Martin's poem, below, for your viewing pleasure: "Dammit I'm Mad" Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. Alas, it is so late. Man, it is hot. I am not a devil. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Is evil in a clam? No. Rats peed on hope. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash, A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. A loss it is alas (sip). Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. _lbe47q9ErA1qdp3rbo1_500.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x695 pixels) - Scaled (75%) How To Fix The Economy. Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. 4) They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health Plan for seniors just fixed!!!
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