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Pokemon I Invented While I Was Drunk « The Bygone Bureau
This is Dogerpion (but some people call him Kevin). He is a fire Pokemon!! OK, so he’s not the coolest Pokemon, but he’s reliable and caring.
Journal of Universal Rejection
The founding principle of the Journal of Universal Rejection (JofUR) is rejection. Universal rejection. That is to say, all submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected. Despite that apparent drawback, here are a number of reasons you may choose to submit to the JofUR:
I am a girl. If you are also a girl, you’ll doubtless have been offered plenty of useful tips for life. Tips on things like how to hook Mr Right and not get into unmarked taxis, how to juggle both a family and a career and how to halve your vagina-age. But, good as that stuff is, (and it is great), has anyone ever taught you the basic Ys and Ns of getting high? Probably not, and that's why most of us are worse at it than boys. Here are some pointers for the beginners out there so you can get high without becoming that girl slumped in the corner of the night bus with vomit all over your shoes and lockjaw so bad your teeth have all snapped in half.
A BEGINNERS’ GUIDE TO DRUGS FOR GIRLS « Viceland.com
this is my disease - michael reid rubenstein - Open Salon
that’s me age 9 creeping into my sister’s bedroom into her sleeping girlfriend’s adjoining bed concerning my sister she’s a great gal but i’ve never been physically attracted to her here i am age 10 with 4 grammar school buddies shoplifting at Marshal Fields department store we got caught marshaled home severely punished this is me age 17 running away from home to Haight Ashbury CA waking up with ants crawling in my hair strung out on methadrine and acid in Berkley crash house
Andy Borowitz: 5 Approved Obama Jokes - Humor - Truthdig
Saying he is “sympathetic to late night comedians’ struggle to find jokes to make about me,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes. The five jokes, which Sen.
India's Terminator Makes Our Terminator Look Like Poopinator | Slog | The Stranger, Seattle's Only Newspaper
If you are James Cameron, Michael Bay, or for that matter any person currently living in the United States of America, prepared to get your ass HUMILIATED by the most AH-MAY-ZING robot flick ever. What follows is a ten minute (and worth every goddamn second) excerpt from India's incredibly popular flick Ethiran (or Robot ) which makes every American-made Terminator and Transformer look like a Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop . This clip is dubbed in Russian, obviously because there aren't any English words to sufficiently describe it. WATCH. IN.
Russell Brand on heroin - Books - Time Out Sydney
First published on 19 Feb 2009. Updated on 17 Feb 2012. Ever since the first couple of times I'd smoked it, in my early 20s, I had always maintained a great interest in heroin.
Do Coat Hangers Sound As Good Monster Cables? - The Consumerist
—>Can you tell the difference between music that passed through a pricey Monster stereo Cable, and a coat hanger? A reader forwarded us a post from the Audioholics Home Theater Forum and its author says no. He says his brother ran an experiment on him and four other audio aficionados listening to a new CD from a new group blindfolded. Seven different songs were played, each time heard with the speaker hooked up to Monster Cables, and the other time, hooked up to coat hanger wire.
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The 55 Funniest Signs From the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear from FOD Team
Comedy is a tough business to become a part of. You either start writing it, hit the stage to perform it, or you do both. Stand-up is the cruelest of all the forms that comedy manifests itself. Being a stand-up comedian can be very difficult, as it takes just the right mixture of writing, timing and delivery. Add a live audience that sometimes wants nothing more than to make your life miserable and you can see why being a stand-up comedian is no laughing matter.