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This is Dogerpion (but some people call him Kevin). He is a fire Pokemon!! OK, so he’s not the coolest Pokemon, but he’s reliable and caring.
I am a girl. If you are also a girl, you’ll doubtless have been offered plenty of useful tips for life. Tips on things like how to hook Mr Right and not get into unmarked taxis, how to juggle both a family and a career and how to halve your vagina-age. But, good as that stuff is, (and it is great), has anyone ever taught you the basic Ys and Ns of getting high? Probably not, and that's why most of us are worse at it than boys. Here are some pointers for the beginners out there so you can get high without becoming that girl slumped in the corner of the night bus with vomit all over your shoes and lockjaw so bad your teeth have all snapped in half.
this is my disease here i am age 6 stealing candy from a shop on Broadway here i am age 7 pulling a girl’s panties down around her knees while she’s swinging upside down from jungle gym bars
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5 Approved Obama Jokes Posted on Jul 20, 2008 By Andy Borowitz
First published on 19 Feb 2009. Updated on 17 Feb 2012. Ever since the first couple of times I'd smoked it, in my early 20s, I had always maintained a great interest in heroin.
I was recently fortunate enough to witness a high school biology teacher get hit by a question about Evolution. In early September, I stopped by to visit my High School Bio teacher. I try to make a trip back to see him once a year, largely because he was the man who inspired me to pursue science as a career.
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Lenny Bruce may have set the stage, but nobody brought it quite as raw as Richard Pryor did. Pryor basically fed off hotbed issues like race relations and personal demons. Nothing was off-limits to Richard, which meant he always got huge laughs on stage, but often at the cost of his personal life. Jailed for tax evasion, he nearly burned his face off freebasing cocaine, and even when he helped pen the classic picture Blazing Saddles , he was removed from casting consideration because of concerns over being able to insure him. He was also married seven different times.
If there is one thing college kids neglect the most, besides basic diet and hygiene, it’s the homework assignment essay. Hastily written and utterly unedited the night before it’s due, the modern essay has become something of a nightmare for lackadaisical college students. But writing an essay that seems like it was written by someone with more than a double-digit IQ is not nearly as difficult as it seems, I assure you. Even the laziest Guitar Hero II god can whiz through an essay that reads like it was written by F. Scott Motherfucking Fitzgerald. What seems difficult and scary is actually as simple and accessible as you can want.
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T he Bible tells us that God created Adam and Eve just a few thousand years ago, by some fundamentalist interpretations. Science informs us that this is mere fiction and that man is a few million years old, and that civilization just tens of thousands of years old. Could it be, however, that conventional science is just as mistaken as the Bible stories? There is a great deal of archeological evidence that the history of life on earth might be far different than what current geological and anthropological texts tell us.
by David Johnson Like death and taxes, there is no escaping color . It is ubiquitous. Yet what does it all mean?
Some of the important things Martin discusses in his new stand-up show: honey bears, the differences between guts and balls and religious-strife among rats. Rodents, religion and genital activity are also showcased in Martin's poem, below, for your viewing pleasure: "Dammit I'm Mad" Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled?