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Each letter was clearly labeled; System Failure #1, System Failure #2, System Failure #3. A post-it note was attached to the bundle of letters. In case of a substantial system failure open the letters in order, once per failure, and they will help you through the problem. I put the letters back in the desk and forgot about them. About one year later we had a cascading server failure that left our corporate intranet and several important production servers off-line. Blame me, your predecessor The day after we got the servers back up I was called in to my boss;s office to explain what happened and why were down for so long. About six months down the road we had another big failure.
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There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in last April's issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: "What are you thinking? " "Do you love me? " What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. 1 - "What are you thinking?
" Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: Baseball Football How fat you are. According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. The Morning News - The Non-Expert: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. Have a question?
Need some advice? Ignored by everyone else? Send us your questions via email. The Non-Expert handles all subjects and is updated on Fridays, and is written by a member of The Morning News staff. Question: Paul Simon has a song called “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover” but he only gives us three or four (“Get off the bus, Gus” “Get a new plan, Dan” “Drop off the key, Lee”) which is a bit disappointing given the title. Answer: Diana, we feel your pain.