Hilarious Hand-Written Airline Complaint. Famous Robots Roles During The Robot Apocalypse. There are some small errors in this (seems C-3PO becomes a Borg during the apocalypse and Bender’s primary objectives are bending, “cheesing” it, and killing all humans,) but I love how they all turn on us in the end.
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It was posted late Saturday night to 4chan's notoriously bizarre and chaotic /b/ image board, with an accompanying message: SUP /b/! I just robbed a jewelry store with an M4 assault rifle. York News-Times > Archives > News > Fire alarm leads to strange string of events. Posted: Friday, May 29, 2009 12:00 am | Updated: 4:28 pm, Thu Sep 8, 2011.
Fire alarm leads to strange string of events By Melanie Wilkinson York News-Times YORK — “We were called for a fire alarm, there was no fire and then it got strange from there.” Click HERE for an UPDATE in the case! An online service is needed to view this article in its entirety. You need an online service to view this article in its entirety. Login Or, use your linked account: Need an account? That’s a simple statement from York Fire Chief Kevin Stuhr about a rather complicated and bizarre situation at a local hotel. The News-Times was contacted by a person who said she was a guest at a hotel in York, when the incident occurred. She relayed a strange story about how the fire alarm system was activated in the middle of the night. But as the guests waited, more and more time passed, with the alarm blaring in their ears.
That statement, while not true, was allegedly taken seriously by the clerk. It obviously didn’t work. 2010 Irrelevant Resolutions « The Rhino Report. If you don’t know what you should resolve to do this year, here are a few of mine.
Feel free to borrow mine and pretend you did them yourself. Resolution #1: Make fun of people. Resolution #2: Get a f****** Job. Resolution#3: After getting the job, don’t get fired by that bunch of evil corporate assholes who won’t pay me nearly enough for the job I do. Resolution #4: Run a whole lot. The 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Old School PSAs. If you want to know why your parents are the way they are, it's because they were likely raised on a series of deeply disturbing educational films.
Back before kids were raised by TV, these productions got shown in classrooms across the country, each one heavy on fear, but light on facts. As a public service, we've edited together highlights from some of the most hilariously bad lessons ever put on film. Take careful notes, or you might not learn that ... Pornography Will Literally Destroy Civilization As Learned From: Perversion for Profit a 1965 film commissioned by The Citizens for Decent Literature, presumably as porn for people with a self-hatred fetish. The film kicks off with host George Putnam introducing a series of firmly!
"This'll teach 'em not to look at porn. " Putnam points out that, "This same kind of rot ... and decay caused sixteen! That's right, kids, the Roman Empire wasn't brought down by economic decline or Germanic expansion. Homosexual Men are Bloodthirsty Predators.