Engrish Funny: Engrish Pictures That Is Your Funny Engrish. Shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays. Justin Samuel Halpern was born in a tiny fishing village called “San Diego.” There he spent most of his life being yelled at by his father. Then he transcribed those things on a twitter page called “@shitmydadsays.” Then he wrote a book of the same name. Then he co-created a shitty TV show of the same name. Then, when he had exploited the success of someone else’s words as much as he possibly could, he started this site with his long time friend and conspiracy theorist, Ryan Walter.
His sole purpose is to make just enough money to pay Ryan a salary so he can buy raw goat’s milk, the only milk that hasn’t been poisoned by the government/illuminati. You can buy his first book, Shit My Dad Says HERE. The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance Since 1973. Playin got their homepage at Neopets. Massive rhino beetle landed outside, what should I do? (pic/vid) The Meta Picture. Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid. Dropsy the Clown.
Get the game for Mac, PC, and Linux! Shipping in November. Get the game, Original Soundtrack by Chris Schlarb, Beta Access, and a special Book of Secrets! Color to rad music as you help Dropsy navigate Atlantis in this 16 page choose-your-own-adventure coloring book! Illustrated by Joe Badon. Oh dear lord! Bees! I am visiting my family in Florida for the holidays. I was chillin at my sister's house when we looked out back and noticed a swarm of honeybees congregating on their swingset. There are a lot of kids around, including my sister's 3 kids. They were inside at the time, fortunately.
Fuckin Bees! A few minutes later they had calmed down. We were guessing they were disturbed from their hive and decided to come here, or something. This is where the bees were coming from. The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn't come out unless we paid a hefty fee, but he did recommend waiting until dark and go buy some stuff from Home Depot and squirt them with it and that should kill them off. Well that plan was OK except for 2 things. 1 was that my sister's husband is crazy. So we did the next best thing. My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger....
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