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Geohotz.com. The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published. Sorry, single people, this week's column is for lovers only. Now that those lonely people are gone, hold that lover close and enjoy 50 highlights from three romantic books that offer tips for every day of the year: 365 Ways to KISS Your Love, 365 Great Ways to Say I Love You, and 365 Ways to be Romantic by everyone's favorite human dispenser of castration chemicals-- Godek. Warning: romance books are not good. Your reproductive systems are about to crawl out and run straight away from this page. Gregory J.P. Godek is the author of 1,001 Ways to be Romantic and 1,001 More Ways to be Romantic.

If you're a longtime Cracked reader, you know that most of his tips involve a pun or a pizza, and the rest are Top 40 love songs he remembers. Godek's idea of clever is writing "Forget-me-not" on a forget-me-not. Is this to convince her that I'm gay or that I forgot which day was her birthday? Ladies, let me save you some time. 1: "Is this because I hate you? 3: "Hello, Batman? That makes sense. Brainless Tales. 20 Hilarious WTF Headlines. The-randomness-25.jpeg (JPEG Image, 500x1593 pixels) - Scaled (34%)

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