Sign Language: week 75. Todays Humor - Be Careful What You Bet On. During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed... ... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable. " "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration? " The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead. " Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.
" The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. "Want to go double or nothing? " <a href=" The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. "Are you okay? " "Not really," says the attorney. Love it! What is love? Problem.gif (Image GIF, 715x500 pixels)
Photo sharing | Humor pics | Here's what REALLY happened to the. Piechart.jpg (Image JPEG, 369x423 pixels) Desolé pour le désordre. This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage - the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane. Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.
Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do... All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess! NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!! Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used... Here come the gross parts... I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow... I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is... Always room for more pizza and do-nuts! Remember when you last said to a visitor,“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!” See also Stress Section. Ce que peut faire Photoshop. If you like this page, you might also enjoy Why You Should Never Post Your Angry Baby's Picture On The Internet Or how about...
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Updated every day! And sometimes more! Send your emails to myjunkmailblog@gmail.com. Friday, June 26, 2009 When A Picture Is Not Just A Picture Labels: pics 1 comment: Billyboy said... Awesome August 25, 2009 at 11:18 AM Post a Comment Newer PostOlder PostHome.