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Funny Pictures, Images & Really Very Funny Pics. Cute animals videos too. Wis_Marios-Immortality.png (PNG Image, 750x2650 pixels) Anagrams. Eight Types of Hecklers and the Comedians Who Shut Them Up. In the 2007 documentary Heckler, Joe Rogan says that “the number one thing about hecklers is 100% of them are douchebags.

Eight Types of Hecklers and the Comedians Who Shut Them Up

" A stand-up comedian's act depends on the audience reaction by nature, but when someone attempts to derail the performer's work, well, that's something a douchebag would do. Still, heckling creates exciting moments of discomfort for the audience, and hecklers have instigated some great moments in comedy (Bryson Turner's comeback) as well as some terrible moments (Michael Richards incident). Whether the outcome is funny, awkward, or awful, the eternal battle between heckler and stand-up is always fun to watch. Here are eight kinds of hecklers, and fifteen different ways of dealing with them. 1. Joe Rogan embraces hecklers like few other comedians, and his confrontation with this strange young woman is another drop in the bucket. Instead of making a joke out of his heckler, George Carlin instead opts to unleash his fury. 2.

Rule #1: Always say yes. Funny Pictures - Facebook. Some guy gets owned on Facebook!

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Why parents have grey hair

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. Parents Network: BPN Jokes & Quotes: Why Parents Get Gray Hair. The Parents Network > JokeS & Quotes Collection > BPN Jokes & Quotes: Why Parents Get Gray Hair This page is brought to you by the Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection Why Parents get Gray Hair The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

Parents Network: BPN Jokes & Quotes: Why Parents Get Gray Hair

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello? " Surgically injecting humor into some pictures. Grouchy Rabbit: Information for successful living. Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.

Kids talk Science

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Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. 1311291218287.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x2657 pixels) Batman-superman-spiderman.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x366 pixels) -social-facepalm-1307073628.jpg (JPEG Image, 440x660 pixels) - Scaled (91%) Well That's Awkward [PIC] Sad Stories of Super Heroes...LOL. LOL Globe - the kingdom of funny pics & gifs. Funny Pictures - photobesity. These Pancakes Are Tiny.

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These Pancakes Are Tiny

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6 Life-Changing Uses for Binder Clips (That You Could've Easily Thought Of) from Look What I Found

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Why americans should never be allowed to travel. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii? " I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa. " A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada? " Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. A nice lady just called. A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who? " 37153_124798117579043_100001465651747_172636_2591092_n.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x673 pixels) - Scaled (89.

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...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything.

" ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have... " Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

"Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth? " Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " Child_2.jpg (JPEG Image, 700x2500 pixels) - Scaled (24%) Skinner on Campus.

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Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today? "Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. Great Truths About Life. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. The Girl Who Loves to Levitate (14 photos) Natsumi Hayashi is a sweet-looking Japanese girl who, one day, decided to take self-portraits..of herself levitating.

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