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Funny Pictures, Images & Really Very Funny Pics. Cute animals videos too. Wis_Marios-Immortality.png (PNG Image, 750x2650 pixels) Anagrams. Eight Types of Hecklers and the Comedians Who Shut Them Up. Funny Pictures - Facebook. Some guy gets owned on Facebook!

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New Pictures added every hour - Published: 2 years, 263 days ago Funny GIFS and Reaction GIF ▬▬► Pictures that make you laugh no matter how many times you look at them. – General Discussion – Funny-Pics-16.06.2011-24.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x151 pixels) Picture Diary. 13su6ak.gif (GIF Image, 550x392 pixels) What Would Don Draper Do? Funny lol pictures. The Lolbrary - Funny Random Pictures. Favorite Will Ferrell Quotes. What If… Walt Disney Produced ‘Up’ In The 1960s? Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics)

Things don’t always go as planned.

Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics)

Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via. 10 cents a minute. Dear Dad. Why parents have grey hair. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Why parents have grey hair

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. Parents Network: BPN Jokes & Quotes: Why Parents Get Gray Hair.

Surgically injecting humor into some pictures. Grouchy Rabbit: Information for successful living. Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.

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Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. " * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

" * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. Good_ol___90__s_by_pinkbutterflyofdeath.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x705 pixels) - Scaled (85. Lpf0tbavxq1qivq65o1_250_large.jpg (JPEG Image, 240x200 pixels) Untitled. Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following.


Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. 1311291218287.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x2657 pixels) Batman-superman-spiderman.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x366 pixels) -social-facepalm-1307073628.jpg (JPEG Image, 440x660 pixels) - Scaled (91%) Well That's Awkward [PIC] Sad Stories of Super Heroes...LOL.

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6 Life-Changing Uses for Binder Clips (That You Could've Easily Thought Of) from Look What I Found

And it is. Make no mistake -- it will keep your papers organized with the best of them. The BEST. 10 MORE of the Greatest Yearbook Moments of All Time from Look What I Found. ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659. Laughing-so-hard.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x359 pixels) Battle Of The Church Signs. Rip-cartoon-network.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x2658 pixels) The Wrong Pineapple. JPG Dump. Comic strips archive at the official Dilbert website. Why americans should never be allowed to travel.

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii? " I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa. " A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. 37153_124798117579043_100001465651747_172636_2591092_n.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x673 pixels) - Scaled (89. Animal141.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x333 pixels) College Paper. How to write a paper in college/university: I got this. Table of Condiments.

Browser-wars.jpg (JPEG Image, 698x501 pixels) Guinness-rainbow.jpg (JPEG Image, 604x452 pixels) Youre-like-a-drug.jpg (JPEG Image, 400x135 pixels) It might sound funny, but there are ways to get free weed if you don't have money.

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The first thing to add of course it that drugs are bad. You should not use drugs, even if they are free. But if you are going to smoke weed anyway you might as well do so without losing money. Funnyism. What the State Motto Really should be... LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.


So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey!

...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have... " Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? " Child_2.jpg (JPEG Image, 700x2500 pixels) - Scaled (24%) Skinner on Campus. Notice. 30 Awesomely Nerdy Costumes From Halloween 2010. oKsGl.png (PNG Image, 640x369 pixels) Ocarina.gif (GIF Image, 570x399 pixels) {e4e28807-361d-44b2-8681-b42f76405d24}.gif (JPEG Image, 600x338 pixels) Hestekor.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)

Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strip on GoComics. Quotes To Live By. Operating Systems. Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today? "Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh. " Great Truths About Life.

This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats. 2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. The Girl Who Loves to Levitate (14 photos) Natsumi Hayashi is a sweet-looking Japanese girl who, one day, decided to take self-portraits..of herself levitating. She can be spotted in and around Tokyo, equipped with her SLR and her self-timer. When she feels the moment strike, she presses the shutter button down and then, quite literally, "jumps" into place. What I love most about her shots is that they don't feel forced.

Natsumi has a way of making us feel as though she naturally levitates throughout life. When I asked her how others react to her jumping around Tokyo, here is a funny story that she shared. "So I stopped jumping and apologized to them by saying, 'I am taking jumping photos for my wedding party's slide show.' "Then, I took one of the best levitation shots of the entire series. " Dot Dot Dot - Animated. The Poo List. The-perfect-pun.jpg (JPEG Image, 700x700 pixels) - Scaled (89%) The OSTRICH Story. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?

" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. " The ostrich says, "I'll have the same. " Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress? " "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato. The Meaning of Life.

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