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Moon Junior. Thursday, March 29th, 2012 :: 10:07 am Thinking about renaming “Buttersafe” to “Real Stuff That Happens on the Moon.” News alert! 1.) We have a new shirt available for pre-order! Our friends at Level Up Studios proposed the idea of doing a Buttersafe shirt, and we were like, hey, we make those! We’re just the people for the job! The shirt is based on our comic The Detour. The pre-order page is here, and shirts will start shipping on the 7th. 2.) Anti-Mindvirus. Wrong Superhero. a1eksanderr.amplify. Untitled. Buttersafe. Not a clever man.

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Friendly Atheist » He Boiled for Your Sins. Local g. NHS to get fat people to hospital using trail of Wotsits. Like a cheesy express train Under the plan fat out-patients with an appointment would have a Wotsit trail laid outside their house the night before. The next morning they will receive a phone call from their local NHS trust urging them to open their door. Officials believe that when the fat person sees the Wotsits they will summon the strength to devour them to within 15ft of the hospital at which point they can be lassoed and hauled into the building.

Health secretary Andrew Lansley said the cheesy trails would save taxpayers £2m a year in burst ambulances. He added: “Unfortunately we still face the mountainous problem of what to do about fat emergencies. “A fat person would follow a trail of Wotsits if they had been shot in the chest with a harpoon but in the event of an emergency you simply wouldn’t have enough time to get all the Wotsits in place. “For the walking wounded I’m thinking a pair of roller skates, a helmet, a water skiing rope and a Vespa.” Morning crept up on me like a ninja…