Dug The T-Rex.
Awesomenly funny. Max Hardberger. Max Hardberger Max Hardberger is a trained professional whose job routinely involves going to hellacious third-world countries, breaking into heavily-fortified ports in the middle of the night, stealing full-sized cargo ships from hardened pirates, brutal mob bosses, and other organized criminals/bastards, and then sneaking the cruise ship-sized boats out from under the noses of the local port authorities, the coast guard, and that country's navy.
In terms of safe working conditions, this guy's 9-to-5 job ganking $10 million ships from violent gangsters is somewhere between "amateur fire-sword swallower" and "guy who disarms IEDs by tap-dancing on them" on the OSHA Safety List, and this borderline-suicidal occupation is only made that much more risky considering that his work is pretty much completely illegal in every country in which he practices it.
Oh, and his name also contains the words Max, Hard, and Burger, which is fucking tremendous in and of itself. Like a boss. This was fucked. Fast Cart - Cart Fast Lane Skateboard Supermarket Volkswagen Vw - Video - bendecho.